Book Review: Holy Bible

Posted By Dallas
Categorized Under: Books, Humor, Life, Religion
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This book doesn’t work. I’ve tried the “praying” method to get a new Porsche 996 delivered but to no avail. There’s nothing in the instructions about not wanting German sports cars but I tried praying for less ambitious things. I gave up when it didn’t even get me a Big Mac. In the early part there’s a bit about people crossing the desert and being sustained by manna from heaven, so you’d think that it would be able to manage at least a hamburger.

I’m disappointed and will contact the publisher. In the meantime I can’t recommend this book as it is clearly faulty.

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3 Responses to “Book Review: Holy Bible”

  1. karl fucktard Says:

    dude, god did get you a big mac, you just threw it in that kids face. the big guy works in mysterious ways

  2. holy bible Says:

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  3. Ryan Says:

    maybe god was on his way with your big mac and he decided to eat it… nigga got hungry! …shit

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