Lodging Industry Survival Guide

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Humor, Life, Work
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Having spent the majority of my years in hotels, working every hotel job from top to bottom, I have been given the opportunity to meet many extremely unique people, as well as experience many unexplainable things.  I believe I have been put in every situation feasible, and found my way out of it, sometimes good, [...]

Candy-Toss 2000

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Family, Humor, Life
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Parade season has come and gone. I knew it would be a long, cold winter with no more parade candy. I also found out I had one more unexpected opportunity to make a killing. I woke up August 17th having no clue it was the day of a parade. I soon realized what [...]

Prayer Fails Again

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Humor, Life, Religion
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Thank you to all StumbleUpon users! If you enjoyed this post, please give us a thumbs up! When you’re done with that, you might enjoy some of my other blog posts! See the gas price board on the right? This is from April, aka “the good old days,” when regular was under [...]

Book Review: Holy Bible

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Books, Humor, Life, Religion
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This book doesn’t work. I’ve tried the “praying” method to get a new Porsche 996 delivered but to no avail. There’s nothing in the instructions about not wanting German sports cars but I tried praying for less ambitious things. I gave up when it didn’t even get me a Big Mac. In the early part [...]

My Complaints About Star Wars

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Movies
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Before I get started with this installment of my blog, I would like to warn you that I am about to completely geek out on Star Wars.  I have a secret obsession with Star Wars, and what better place to announce that to the world than right here on my blog. I love the [...]

Charles Andrew Walters

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Family, Friends, Life
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I remember going to sleep the night of November 11th 2007 just like it was any other night.  That day I probably did absolutely nothing of importance.  I most likely spent the day online, playing video games, and watching reality TV.  I had no idea life was about to hit me really hard. I grew up [...]

How To Make The Worst Website Ever

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Graphics, Humor, Web Design
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Creating a terrible website seems to be a common goal on the internet. I’ve seen it accomplished many times, so I thought I’d make it easier for everyone and post the ultimate guide. From the time a visitor enters your site to the time they exit, there are plenty of effective techniques to annoy them. So [...]

Piracy Didn’t Kill the Music Business…

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Music
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…the music business killed itself.  Filesharing, also known as Peer-to-Peer Networking, has gotten a bad rap by the music business.  When I say “music business”, I’m referring to a few people and groups.  For one, the “Big Four” record labels, Sony/BGM, Universal Music Group, EMI, and Warner Music Group.  Others lumped into the “music business” [...]

Open Letter To Kansas School Board

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Life, Misc
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I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory [...]

The Olympics

Posted by Dallas
Categorized Under: Life, Sports
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Well, the Olympics have arrived.  Its that time, every four years where all the kids who were picked on growing up, get together and play irrelevant “sports.”  Okay, don’t get me wrong, these people are clearly the very best at what they do.  I think it would be awesome to be able to look in [...]