Recently a new study was conducted at the University of Winnipeg that suggests Nickelback is the sole cause of global warming. Scientists namely Timothy Ball who currently holds a Ph.D in Climatology and is the research leader of this study. Scientists have noticed Carbon Dioxide (C02) levels spike up-to 500% whenever Nickelback is about to [...]
As many of you know, on November 11th I lost someone very close to me. My cousin Andy Walters and his girlfriend were driving through the mountains in Payson, Arizona. Andy and Hope both lost their lives that day in a head on car crash. It will have been one year tomorrow. [...]
Good evening, America. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine – the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as anyone. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually [...]
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