Beatbox Recipe

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This guy is way cooler than you and I will ever be… well maybe not me, but definitely you. AKPC_IDS += "619,";

Importance of Action Verbs

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Men’s Room Fail: “I just accidenty the whole urinal cake.  What should I do?” “Use an action verb.” Honestly, it’s kind of important in the given situation.  He “accidenty” did what to the whole urinal cake? AKPC_IDS += "609,";

Atheist’s Grave

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Death, it has always been the most captivative, dark, unknown and sometimes scariest part of the life process – for those who believe in an afterlife and for those who don’t alike. I’ve never wanted to be buried in a church cemetery with a cross over my head. Reminds me of the joke “All dressed up [...]

Worst Band In The World

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It’s official!  After decades and decades, we are finally able to crown the worst band in the world.  It came as no surprise that goliath Google had the final say on the matter.  See for yourself. Try it for yourself.  Go to Google and search “Worst Band In The World”. AKPC_IDS += "587,";

Tales of The Old And The Senile

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Okay so just last week I brought you “Let Me Pose A Question“, a story about a small encounter with a pretty dumb human being.  This week, I’m bringing you a story about an old senile lady I literally just hung up the phone with. So let me explain first.  We’re in Rochester, affectionately known as [...]

Christianity

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The belief that some Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil source from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from [...]

Let Me Pose a Question…

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Let’s imagine you’re driving from Iowa to Minnesota.  On your way, you keep passing two billboards.  One for Timberlodge Steakhouse, and one for Outback Steakhouse.  You’re feeling kind of hungry, so you call Timberlodge Steakhouse and make a dinner reservation.  As you’re coming to your destination in Minnesota, you see the Outback Steakhouse.  You decide, [...]

10 Beatles Songs You’ve Never Heard

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I was recently listening to some of my Beatles collection (currently sitting at 662 songs…), and thought it would be cool to do a blog about some of the more obscure songs they have.  Some of my favorite Beatles songs are ones most “fans” have never heard.  So I decided to scour my library and [...]

Brand New Digital Avenue Site!

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  www.DigiAve.net   I’ve finally finished the Digital Avenue web site redesign. I say “finished” because I feel the remaining changes are something only I, and a couple other people, will notice. I think everyone will enjoy the new look and feel of the latest changes. The new layout will make it easier to display the most recent [...]

Research Finds Nickelback is Cause of Global Warming

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Recently a new study was conducted at the University of Winnipeg that suggests Nickelback is the sole cause of global warming. Scientists namely Timothy Ball who currently holds a Ph.D in Climatology and is the research leader of this study. Scientists have noticed Carbon Dioxide (C02) levels spike up-to 500% whenever Nickelback is about to [...]