Ever since the Wild first dropped the puck in 2000, I’ve always been confused about what exactly their logo is. What is a “Wild”? Maybe it has to do with the vast wilderness of Minnesota? That works, I guess. But then what is that weird animal represented in the logo? It looks like some sort [...]
It’s not too often I watch movie trailers and get excited. But this one looks especially cool. For Christmas, I got Fallout 3 for XBox 360, and I’ve been playing the shit out of that. Maybe that’s what has me excited about the post-apocalyptic stuff, but either way, this movie looks bitchin’.
Does anyone remember the [...]
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
I began to think alone —”to relax,” I told myself — but I [...]
This guy is way cooler than you and I will ever be… well maybe not me, but definitely you.
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Men’s Room Fail:
“I just accidenty the whole urinal cake. What should I do?”
“Use an action verb.”
Honestly, it’s kind of important in the given situation. He “accidenty” did what to the whole urinal cake?
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Death, it has always been the most captivative, dark, unknown and sometimes scariest part of the life process – for those who believe in an afterlife and for those who don’t alike.
I’ve never wanted to be buried in a church cemetery with a cross over my head. Reminds me of the joke “All dressed up [...]
It’s official! After decades and decades, we are finally able to crown the worst band in the world. It came as no surprise that goliath Google had the final say on the matter. See for yourself.
Try it for yourself. Go to Google and search “Worst Band In The World”.
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Okay so just last week I brought you “Let Me Pose A Question“, a story about a small encounter with a pretty dumb human being. This week, I’m bringing you a story about an old senile lady I literally just hung up the phone with.
So let me explain first. We’re in Rochester, affectionately known as [...]
The belief that some Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil source from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from [...]
Let’s imagine you’re driving from Iowa to Minnesota. On your way, you keep passing two billboards. One for Timberlodge Steakhouse, and one for Outback Steakhouse. You’re feeling kind of hungry, so you call Timberlodge Steakhouse and make a dinner reservation. As you’re coming to your destination in Minnesota, you see the Outback Steakhouse. You decide, [...]
