Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish [...]
“I will cut you” translated into Morse Code:
Di-dit, Di-dah-dah Di-dit Di-dah-di-dit Di-dah-di-dit, Dah-di-dah-dit Di-di-dah Dah, Dah-di-dah-dah Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah
Useful….
Try it yourself.
http://www.qbit.it/lab/morse.php
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Men’s Room Fail:
“I just accidenty the whole urinal cake. What should I do?”
“Use an action verb.”
Honestly, it’s kind of important in the given situation. He “accidenty” did what to the whole urinal cake?
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It’s official! After decades and decades, we are finally able to crown the worst band in the world. It came as no surprise that goliath Google had the final say on the matter. See for yourself.
Try it for yourself. Go to Google and search “Worst Band In The World”.
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Okay so just last week I brought you “Let Me Pose A Question“, a story about a small encounter with a pretty dumb human being. This week, I’m bringing you a story about an old senile lady I literally just hung up the phone with.
So let me explain first. We’re in Rochester, affectionately known as [...]
Recently a new study was conducted at the University of Winnipeg that suggests Nickelback is the sole cause of global warming. Scientists namely Timothy Ball who currently holds a Ph.D in Climatology and is the research leader of this study. Scientists have noticed Carbon Dioxide (C02) levels spike up-to 500% whenever Nickelback is about to [...]
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Now, I would never be confused with an environmentalist, but this is a little crazy. I recently ordered some cabling from Circuit City, and also Sweetwater. When I saw the massive Circuity City box on my doorstep, I thought someone had made a mistake and sent me the wrong stuff.
I decided to open the box [...]
While Microsoft keeps throwing money on their new advertising campaign in an effort to convince the public of their superior platform, a rather embarrassing fact has just come to light.
Microsoft, which has it’s own set of tools for multimedia, including their Expression Studio for video editing (which they claim “takes your creative possibilities to a [...]
Today, while hopelessly trying to reformat my PC, I was alarmed by the urgent ringing of my doorbell. It was one of those doorbell rings that only friends and family do, where they push it so rapidly the chime starts to give out under the stress.
So I threw on some pants (so I didn’t have [...]
