The Emo
A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in their life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each other. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don’t need them. Not to be confused with “Goth”. Gothics want to kill everyone, Emo’s only want to kill themselves.
Wardrobe:
Emo’s can be found [...]
I was raised in a predominantly Catholic household. My dad had no opinion either way, and my mom preached it, but never lived it. However, outside of my immediate family, nearly all of my relatives are very strong believers in the Catholic religion. Hell, half my relatives are named Theresa (including my mom), or other [...]
I decided to throw together a small collection of some artwork I’ve done recently. A lot of these are done for the fun of it/practice. Also, quite a few were done simply to test a idea that I might later use. It’s all about easing the boredom and having a little fun so try not [...]
A couple months ago I was in our kitchen preparing an amazing grilled cheese lunch for Lizzy and I. While in the process of preparing the bread, I began buttering one side. At the very same time my fat cat, Jaws, was crawling around my legs. I reached to place the bread in the pan [...]
While most “experts” are only going so far to guess the outcome of divisions, I’m taking it one step further. I’ve challenged myself to predict the outcome of every NFC North game for 2008. People do this quite often, but typically only on a weekly basis. I think that’s too easy. I’m gonna throw all [...]
While blowing some time today (at work, go figure), I stumbled upon an article that I felt was worth sharing. It left an impression on me, mainly because I recently lost a my cousin, Andy Walters. I’m not gonna tell you who said these words as that could play a role in your initial [...]
Last week was the 8 year anniversary of Digital Avenue. It came and went and I didn’t even notice. It seems crazy that I’ve now owned Digital Avenue for 8 whole years. That’s 96 months, or 2922 days. Even after all this time, I feel like Digital Avenue is really on the brink of reaching [...]
The song is the purest and most natural form of entertainment known to man. It truly is the universal language. The youngest of infants (it’s speculated even unborn children) can hear, react, and reproduce musical forms, before they can even speak the language. A vocalist of another language can sing a passage, and bring people [...]
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so [...]
The Guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
Wardrobe:
Tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
Natural Habitat:
Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club [...]
