The song is the purest and most natural form of entertainment known to man. It truly is the universal language. The youngest of infants (it’s speculated even unborn children) can hear, react, and reproduce musical forms, before they can even speak the language. A vocalist of another language can sing a passage, and bring people [...]
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so [...]
The Guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
Wardrobe:
Tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
Natural Habitat:
Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club [...]
Having spent the majority of my years in hotels, working every hotel job from top to bottom, I have been given the opportunity to meet many extremely unique people, as well as experience many unexplainable things. I believe I have been put in every situation feasible, and found my way out of it, sometimes good, [...]
Parade season has come and gone. I knew it would be a long, cold winter with no more parade candy. I also found out I had one more unexpected opportunity to make a killing.
I woke up August 17th having no clue it was the day of a parade. I soon realized what [...]
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See the gas price board on the right? This is from April, aka “the good old days,” when regular was under [...]
This book doesn’t work. I’ve tried the “praying” method to get a new Porsche 996 delivered but to no avail. There’s nothing in the instructions about not wanting German sports cars but I tried praying for less ambitious things. I gave up when it didn’t even get me a Big Mac. In the early part [...]
I remember going to sleep the night of November 11th 2007 just like it was any other night. That day I probably did absolutely nothing of importance. I most likely spent the day online, playing video games, and watching reality TV. I had no idea life was about to hit me really hard.
I grew up [...]
I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory [...]
Well, the Olympics have arrived. Its that time, every four years where all the kids who were picked on growing up, get together and play irrelevant “sports.” Okay, don’t get me wrong, these people are clearly the very best at what they do. I think it would be awesome to be able to look in [...]
