I’m a man of many talents, atleast, I like to think I am. However, beat boxing is not one of them. I bet I could do some fancy Pro Tools hyper edits and make you think I am, but then I wouldn’t have a viral YouTube video. This is one of the most amazing beat [...]
Okay, so I gotta tone down the spending a bit (I just bought a 32″ flat screen, $1300 Apple, and the new version of Pro Tools 8), but I just couldn’t resist. I teased Lizzy last night by pretending I was buying her an Orange iPod Nano on our laptop. Her little eyes lit up [...]
This guy is way cooler than you and I will ever be… well maybe not me, but definitely you.
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It’s official! After decades and decades, we are finally able to crown the worst band in the world. It came as no surprise that goliath Google had the final say on the matter. See for yourself.
Try it for yourself. Go to Google and search “Worst Band In The World”.
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I was recently listening to some of my Beatles collection (currently sitting at 662 songs…), and thought it would be cool to do a blog about some of the more obscure songs they have. Some of my favorite Beatles songs are ones most “fans” have never heard. So I decided to scour my library and [...]
Recently a new study was conducted at the University of Winnipeg that suggests Nickelback is the sole cause of global warming. Scientists namely Timothy Ball who currently holds a Ph.D in Climatology and is the research leader of this study. Scientists have noticed Carbon Dioxide (C02) levels spike up-to 500% whenever Nickelback is about to [...]
So what is a “tool bag”? In order to define a tool bag, we must first define a “douche bag”, and from there I will explain the difference between the two.
A douche bag is the scientific name for people who show up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. They can also be found wearing [...]
Last week was the 8 year anniversary of Digital Avenue. It came and went and I didn’t even notice. It seems crazy that I’ve now owned Digital Avenue for 8 whole years. That’s 96 months, or 2922 days. Even after all this time, I feel like Digital Avenue is really on the brink of reaching [...]
The song is the purest and most natural form of entertainment known to man. It truly is the universal language. The youngest of infants (it’s speculated even unborn children) can hear, react, and reproduce musical forms, before they can even speak the language. A vocalist of another language can sing a passage, and bring people [...]
Krokus -- Eat The Rich
Late one night, while casually surfing channels at a friends house, we stumbled upon a music video by 80’s metal band, Krokus. I truly believe Krokus was formed with the sole intention of providing us with the worst music video of all time, and they succeeded. This video is so awful, [...]
