Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish [...]
Death, it has always been the most captivative, dark, unknown and sometimes scariest part of the life process – for those who believe in an afterlife and for those who don’t alike.
I’ve never wanted to be buried in a church cemetery with a cross over my head. Reminds me of the joke “All dressed up [...]
The belief that some Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil source from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from [...]
Good evening, America. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine – the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as anyone. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually [...]
So what is a “tool bag”? In order to define a tool bag, we must first define a “douche bag”, and from there I will explain the difference between the two.
A douche bag is the scientific name for people who show up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. They can also be found wearing [...]
I’ve made my religious views very clear on this blog, thats what a blogs for right? I’m trying not to come off as a Agnostic dick weed with nothing better to do than make fun of the religious, because religion can have its place in society when used correctly, but this video is too good [...]
I was raised in a predominantly Catholic household. My dad had no opinion either way, and my mom preached it, but never lived it. However, outside of my immediate family, nearly all of my relatives are very strong believers in the Catholic religion. Hell, half my relatives are named Theresa (including my mom), or other [...]
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See the gas price board on the right? This is from April, aka “the good old days,” when regular was under [...]
This book doesn’t work. I’ve tried the “praying” method to get a new Porsche 996 delivered but to no avail. There’s nothing in the instructions about not wanting German sports cars but I tried praying for less ambitious things. I gave up when it didn’t even get me a Big Mac. In the early part [...]
