Dallas McLaughlin

Good evening, America. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine – the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as anyone. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually [...]

Recently, I was watching some TV when it occured to me I had discovered the ultimate swear word. You see, you can say “Ass”, but you can’t say “Asshole” as they censor the “Hole”.  You can say “Damn”, but you can’t say “God Damn” since the “God” gets censored.  The simple fact that you have never [...]