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		<title>10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 01:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
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 Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
 Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Will Cut You</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I will cut you&#8221; translated into Morse Code:
Di-dit,  Di-dah-dah Di-dit Di-dah-di-dit Di-dah-di-dit,  Dah-di-dah-dit Di-di-dah Dah,  Dah-di-dah-dah Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah

Useful&#8230;.
Try it yourself.
http://www.qbit.it/lab/morse.php





		
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		<title>Beatbox Recipe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
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This guy is way cooler than you and I will ever be&#8230; well maybe not me, but definitely you.







		
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		<title>Importance of Action Verbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men&#8217;s Room Fail:

&#8220;I just accidenty the whole urinal cake.  What should I do?&#8221;
&#8220;Use an action verb.&#8221;
Honestly, it&#8217;s kind of important in the given situation.  He &#8220;accidenty&#8221; did what to the whole urinal cake?





		
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		<title>Worst Band In The World</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official!  After decades and decades, we are finally able to crown the worst band in the world.  It came as no surprise that goliath Google had the final say on the matter.  See for yourself.

Try it for yourself.  Go to Google and search &#8220;Worst Band In The World&#8221;.





		
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		<title>Tales of The Old And The Senile</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay so just last week I brought you &#8220;Let Me Pose A Question&#8220;, a story about a small encounter with a pretty dumb human being.  This week, I&#8217;m bringing you a story about an old senile lady I literally just hung up the phone with.
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		<title>Christianity</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The belief that some Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil source from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let Me Pose a Question&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s imagine you&#8217;re driving from Iowa to Minnesota.  On your way, you keep passing two billboards.  One for Timberlodge Steakhouse, and one for Outback Steakhouse.  You&#8217;re feeling kind of hungry, so you call Timberlodge Steakhouse and make a dinner reservation.  As you&#8217;re coming to your destination in Minnesota, you see the Outback Steakhouse.  You decide, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Research Finds Nickelback is Cause of Global Warming</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently a new study was conducted at the University of Winnipeg that suggests Nickelback is the sole cause of global warming. Scientists namely Timothy Ball who currently holds a Ph.D in Climatology and is the research leader of this study. Scientists have noticed Carbon Dioxide (C02) levels spike up-to 500% whenever Nickelback is about to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phil?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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