Now, I would never be confused with an environmentalist, but this is a little crazy. I recently ordered some cabling from Circuit City, and also Sweetwater. When I saw the massive Circuity City box on my doorstep, I thought someone had made a mistake and sent me the wrong stuff.
I decided to open the box [...]
While Microsoft keeps throwing money on their new advertising campaign in an effort to convince the public of their superior platform, a rather embarrassing fact has just come to light.
Microsoft, which has it’s own set of tools for multimedia, including their Expression Studio for video editing (which they claim “takes your creative possibilities to a [...]
Today, while hopelessly trying to reformat my PC, I was alarmed by the urgent ringing of my doorbell. It was one of those doorbell rings that only friends and family do, where they push it so rapidly the chime starts to give out under the stress.
So I threw on some pants (so I didn’t have [...]
So what is a “tool bag”? In order to define a tool bag, we must first define a “douche bag”, and from there I will explain the difference between the two.
A douche bag is the scientific name for people who show up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. They can also be found wearing [...]
I’ve made my religious views very clear on this blog, thats what a blogs for right? I’m trying not to come off as a Agnostic dick weed with nothing better to do than make fun of the religious, because religion can have its place in society when used correctly, but this video is too good [...]
Well this nerd from Kentucky named Brian, had the awesome idea of building “The worlds biggest Jenga tower.” I can’t imagine there is a whole ton of competition in this area, but apparently this is the world record attempt. Nothing good can come of devoting this much time to tiny wooden rectangles. Watch and see [...]
Recently, I was watching some TV when it occured to me I had discovered the ultimate swear word.
You see, you can say “Ass”, but you can’t say “Asshole” as they censor the “Hole”. You can say “Damn”, but you can’t say “God Damn” since the “God” gets censored. The simple fact that you have never [...]
The Emo
A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in their life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each other. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don’t need them. Not to be confused with “Goth”. Gothics want to kill everyone, Emo’s only want to kill themselves.
Wardrobe:
Emo’s can be found [...]
A couple months ago I was in our kitchen preparing an amazing grilled cheese lunch for Lizzy and I. While in the process of preparing the bread, I began buttering one side. At the very same time my fat cat, Jaws, was crawling around my legs. I reached to place the bread in the pan [...]
Krokus -- Eat The Rich
Late one night, while casually surfing channels at a friends house, we stumbled upon a music video by 80’s metal band, Krokus. I truly believe Krokus was formed with the sole intention of providing us with the worst music video of all time, and they succeeded. This video is so awful, [...]
