The Emo
A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in their life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each other. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don’t need them. Not to be confused with “Goth”. Gothics want to kill everyone, Emo’s only want to kill themselves.
Wardrobe:
Emo’s can be found [...]
The Guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
Wardrobe:
Tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
Natural Habitat:
Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club [...]
